Three Day Weekend

I am still amazed that I actually get weekends and holidays off. Twenty years of retail has conditioned me to working every Saturday and most holidays. However, now that I'm no longer in retail, I only work every other Saturday, and that is just a couple of hours, unless we have a visitation or a funeral service, in which case I work as long as necessary. Holidays, such as Labor Day, we do not come into work, and whoever is not on call has to be on call only until lunchtime. I love not being in retail anymore!

This sign is at the house of my wife's Aunt. I think it's hysterical.