From Zero To Busy In 6.7 Seconds

Actually, it was more like a day and a half. When I went to work Thursday morning, I had a fair idea that we had no new calls. When I arrived, I found out I was right. We had no new calls the night before. But when my boss arrived, he tells us we have a call. So we head out to make that removal. In the meantime, other calls start coming in. In all, I think we had four calls between open and close on Thursday. Now, the weekend looks something like this:
Saturday-Mass 12pm
Saturday-Memorial Service 2pm
Sunday-Memorial Service 2:30 pm
Sunday-Visitation 4-6pm
I'm not sure how many calls we've had this month, but it's a safe bet to say we're close to one per day, on average.